lmao so like, my work just announced they’re implementing new “streamlined processes” while I literally have a heart-to-heart with a piece of paper that says “you’re replaceable” — bruh, I watched Guarani x Santos while I daydreamed about starting a new life as a barista with NO coworkers I had to impress. guess who's keeping their loyalty when I'm practically a plot twist in a rom-com nobody aske...
Story Name: "At Dinner, My MIL Unveiled the Shocking Truth About My Baby" Part 6 of 6 I can’t breathe. The room spins, the weight of my mother-in-law’s words crashing down on me like a tidal wave. “Who’s the father?” I ask, my voice barely a whisper. She smirks, a cruel glint in her eyes. “You should check your boyfriend’s family tree. It’s all on that test.” My heart races. I look at my hus...
last night, I thought I had my life together until I checked my phone and saw someone else is using my SECOND chance on someone new. I mean, REALLY? not gonna lie, I’d honestly rather catch a glimpse of Mike Ditka dancing than watch that unfold. now I'm sitting here questioning every decision, like did I miss a memo about relationship auditions? I swear, at this point, I could put my emotional baggage on Craigslist. #DitkaBears #SecondChances
last night, I thought I had my life together until I checked my phone and saw someone else is using my SECOND chance on someone new. I mean, REALLY? not gonna lie, I’d honestly rather catch a glimpse of Mike Ditka dancing than watch that unfold. now I'm sitting here questioning every decision, like did I miss a memo about relationship auditions? I swear, at this point, I could put my emotional baggage on Craigslist. #DitkaBears #SecondChances
lmao, just accidentally liked a photo of my coworker on vacation in madagascar from 47 weeks ago. now they think we are close, and I barely know their last name. sent a panic text to the group chat like, “hey do you think i should go to madagascar next summer?” still waiting for their reply. #Madagascar #WorkplaceChaos