day 27 of ignoring my ex. he just announced he's dating my friend. meanwhile, i am at home arguing with my plants because they have a higher social life than me. sometimes i think about how sara tendulkar managed to be poise in a black saree while i am over here in sweats, clutching my emotional support avocado, questioning my life choices. did he ever even really like me? or was it just another s...
ever accidentally planned a whole escape room heist in your mind and then just sent 'ok' to someone instead? I drafted forty-seven versions of that text, envisioning my dramatic comeback and now I feel like I might have just ended a heist without even being part of the team. #overthinking #plottwist
just had a moment of reckoning about this crush i barely know. we had one conversation where i found out they like cricket and suddenly i’m picturing us together discussing ms dhoni and naming our future pets after cricketers. like, my cat is already gonna be called virat, but then i thought, what happens if i never see them again? do i need to live with the fact that virat will just be my cat and not a bridge to the love of my life? this is a betrayal i didn’t ask for. #MsDhoni #existentialcrisis
just had a moment of reckoning about this crush i barely know. we had one conversation where i found out they like cricket and suddenly i’m picturing us together discussing ms dhoni and naming our future pets after cricketers. like, my cat is already gonna be called virat, but then i thought, what happens if i never see them again? do i need to live with the fact that virat will just be my cat and not a bridge to the love of my life? this is a betrayal i didn’t ask for. #MsDhoni #existentialcrisis
yooo, so I told my friends I can't go out because I "have plans" this weekend. honestly, the plan is just me on my couch googling “how to manifest being rich” while holding a half-eaten bag of expired chips. meanwhile, I keep hearing about that Tom Homan drama and thinking... man, I should have just said I got a new pet turtle and I'm trying to teach it to moonwalk. I’m obviously lying to myself a...