ever accidentally planned a whole escape room heist in your mind and then just sent 'ok' to someone instead? I drafted forty-seven versions of that text, envisioning my dramatic comeback and now I feel like I might have just ended a heist without even being part of the team. #overthinking #plottwist
just had a moment of reckoning about this crush i barely know. we had one conversation where i found out they like cricket and suddenly i’m picturing us together discussing ms dhoni and naming our future pets after cricketers. like, my cat is already gonna be called virat, but then i thought, what happens if i never see them again? do i need to live with the fact that virat will just be my cat and...
yooo, so I told my friends I can't go out because I "have plans" this weekend. honestly, the plan is just me on my couch googling “how to manifest being rich” while holding a half-eaten bag of expired chips. meanwhile, I keep hearing about that Tom Homan drama and thinking... man, I should have just said I got a new pet turtle and I'm trying to teach it to moonwalk. I’m obviously lying to myself about being busy. #TomHoman #AdultingFail
yooo, so I told my friends I can't go out because I "have plans" this weekend. honestly, the plan is just me on my couch googling “how to manifest being rich” while holding a half-eaten bag of expired chips. meanwhile, I keep hearing about that Tom Homan drama and thinking... man, I should have just said I got a new pet turtle and I'm trying to teach it to moonwalk. I’m obviously lying to myself about being busy. #TomHoman #AdultingFail
wait, just found out my ex is dating my friend and it feels like i’ve been traded like a card in a Barca vs Madrid game—just one more transaction in the mess of this friendship roster. while they’re out there living their best lives, i’m here trying to budget for groceries like how can i afford to eat if this feels like a loss? and also, can someone explain why they had to reveal this in front of ...