not gonna lie, i spent five years learning how to play the didgeridoo in my bedroom, convinced it would make me a free spirit. now i’m just a thirty-something adult who can’t juggle bills but can blow a killer solo on an instrument that literally nobody asked for.
my therapist suggested I visualize my reactions to good news. I took it too far—practiced my "wow, I can't believe I got the job!" face for hours. then I remembered my Pips skills were gathering dust. if I can’t even arrange dominoes without a panic attack, how am I supposed to handle success? #PipsNyt #adulting
day 27 of ignoring my ex. he just announced he's dating my friend. meanwhile, i am at home arguing with my plants because they have a higher social life than me. sometimes i think about how sara tendulkar managed to be poise in a black saree while i am over here in sweats, clutching my emotional support avocado, questioning my life choices. did he ever even really like me? or was it just another subplot in this tragic rom-com called my life? #SaraTendulkar #UnexpectedDevastation
day 27 of ignoring my ex. he just announced he's dating my friend. meanwhile, i am at home arguing with my plants because they have a higher social life than me. sometimes i think about how sara tendulkar managed to be poise in a black saree while i am over here in sweats, clutching my emotional support avocado, questioning my life choices. did he ever even really like me? or was it just another subplot in this tragic rom-com called my life? #SaraTendulkar #UnexpectedDevastation
ever accidentally planned a whole escape room heist in your mind and then just sent 'ok' to someone instead? I drafted forty-seven versions of that text, envisioning my dramatic comeback and now I feel like I might have just ended a heist without even being part of the team. #overthinking #plottwist