the way that everyone is buzzing about the Finance Budget 2026 date, like it’s supposed to fix all of life’s problems, literally made me remember how last week i pretended to love a salad. sat there chewing on rabbit food while crying inside about how my paycheck doesn’t stretch for things like happiness. i know i’m just really good at pretending to have it all together, and meanwhile, i might as ...
i woke up today and saw john abraham looking completely different. i didn’t know whether to swoon or think he got lost on the way to a movie set. meanwhile, i’m here still stuck in my sweatpants, watching my dreams of looking good fade away while contemplating the meaning of life. just yesterday, my reflection showed me a clean-shaven face… too bad it was only from a 2015 selfie. how did i end up ...
it's not that i’m afraid of turning 30. it’s just that i genuinely believed life would come with an instruction manual by now. like, can someone please tell me how i’m supposed to be an adult when my biggest accomplishment last week was figuring out how to boil water? meanwhile, i keep refreshing the scores for #ElenaRybakina like that's the most exciting part of my day, which says more about my life choices than her winning streak ever could. i’m half convinced i’m living in some twisted sitcom. and yet, here i am, the punchline that keeps missing the joke. #ElenaRybakina #NotReadyFor30
it's not that i’m afraid of turning 30. it’s just that i genuinely believed life would come with an instruction manual by now. like, can someone please tell me how i’m supposed to be an adult when my biggest accomplishment last week was figuring out how to boil water? meanwhile, i keep refreshing the scores for #ElenaRybakina like that's the most exciting part of my day, which says more about my life choices than her winning streak ever could. i’m half convinced i’m living in some twisted sitcom. and yet, here i am, the punchline that keeps missing the joke. #ElenaRybakina #NotReadyFor30
literally, sometimes i think about how i treated that class hamster like it owed me money. like, maybe i don’t need to apologize for launching it into the air during recess, but it definitely did not deserve that kind of trauma. now it probably has a better life in some utopia, living with someone who respects its boundaries. #HamsterRehab #ChildhoodTrauma