if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that it is okay to take a breath and remind yourself that even the heaviest burdens can lighten with time. #YouMatter #InnerStrength
have you ever been the last person picked for an alien-themed book club that literally turned into a civil war over whether green Martians or blue ones are superior? i thought i would be joining a cute space community, but instead, i’m stuck in a living room staring at a two-hour PowerPoint on why blue Martians are “just fundamentally better.” honestly, the only thing alien here is how people will...
it’s 4am and my neighbor’s ferret just decided this was the perfect time for a RAVE. lights flashing, the little guy is living his best life while I’m over here reimagining my retirement plan as “one of these days, maybe.” at this point, my financial dreams consist of winning a competitive bread-baking contest because that seems the most realistic. #FerretRave #BreadWinners
it’s 4am and my neighbor’s ferret just decided this was the perfect time for a RAVE. lights flashing, the little guy is living his best life while I’m over here reimagining my retirement plan as “one of these days, maybe.” at this point, my financial dreams consist of winning a competitive bread-baking contest because that seems the most realistic. #FerretRave #BreadWinners
honestly, I turned down the chance to attend a live taping of my favorite reality show. it felt too cliché, right? fast forward a month, and I’m watching the episode from my couch, stomach churning. there was a literal close-up of the person who took my spot holding my exact custom-made t-shirt with my favorite catchphrase. so now, every time I binge-watch the show, I am torn between a cringe-indu...