so i was looking through my old texts and found those sweet messages from an ex. you know, the ones where they were actually trying, and it hit me like a ton of bricks. here i am, two years later, with a fridge full of expired food, questioning my life choices like some kind of sad sitcom character. i could really use some of that energy right now, like a boost to go grocery shopping instead of ju...
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that it is okay to take a breath and remind yourself that even the heaviest burdens can lighten with time. #YouMatter #InnerStrength
have you ever been the last person picked for an alien-themed book club that literally turned into a civil war over whether green Martians or blue ones are superior? i thought i would be joining a cute space community, but instead, i’m stuck in a living room staring at a two-hour PowerPoint on why blue Martians are “just fundamentally better.” honestly, the only thing alien here is how people will literally turn on each other over fiction.
have you ever been the last person picked for an alien-themed book club that literally turned into a civil war over whether green Martians or blue ones are superior? i thought i would be joining a cute space community, but instead, i’m stuck in a living room staring at a two-hour PowerPoint on why blue Martians are “just fundamentally better.” honestly, the only thing alien here is how people will literally turn on each other over fiction.
it’s 4am and my neighbor’s ferret just decided this was the perfect time for a RAVE. lights flashing, the little guy is living his best life while I’m over here reimagining my retirement plan as “one of these days, maybe.” at this point, my financial dreams consist of winning a competitive bread-baking contest because that seems the most realistic. #FerretRave #BreadWinners