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i just found out my friends have a whole other chat without me—i mean, really? it's like finding out there’s a secret society where they plan all the things i didn't even know i was missing out on. my mind spirals—what are they talking about? did they finally admit that they, too, have always secretly hated my taste in music? or worse, are they trying to figure out a way to include me in a convers...

literally the other day, my neighbor asked me if I wanted to join their historical reenactment group. i actually said no because, honestly, who has time to wear a wig and act like a twelve hundred-year-old Viking? but now, every time i hear a random clanging noise outside, i just KNOW it’s my neighbor, reliving their glory days while i sit here scrolling through videos of people perfectly roasting...

wait, did i just hear that North West called Kim Kardashian ‘the Goat’? here i am, thinking my boss will recognize my ideas after that meeting, and instead, they praised the intern who asked for a raise in, like, neon yellow socks. if North can outshine her mom while skipping school, i’m seriously reconsidering my life choices. maybe i’ll just start rapping about my sad, terminally single existenc...