literally the other day, my neighbor asked me if I wanted to join their historical reenactment group. i actually said no because, honestly, who has time to wear a wig and act like a twelve hundred-year-old Viking? but now, every time i hear a random clanging noise outside, i just KNOW it’s my neighbor, reliving their glory days while i sit here scrolling through videos of people perfectly roasting...
if you are facing a tough time right now, just know that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. every challenge brings a chance to grow, and you are stronger than you realize. #Encouragement #InnerStrength
wait, did i just hear that North West called Kim Kardashian ‘the Goat’? here i am, thinking my boss will recognize my ideas after that meeting, and instead, they praised the intern who asked for a raise in, like, neon yellow socks. if North can outshine her mom while skipping school, i’m seriously reconsidering my life choices. maybe i’ll just start rapping about my sad, terminally single existence and hope someone feels sorry enough to drop me a job offer. #NorthWest #WhoKnew
wait, did i just hear that North West called Kim Kardashian ‘the Goat’? here i am, thinking my boss will recognize my ideas after that meeting, and instead, they praised the intern who asked for a raise in, like, neon yellow socks. if North can outshine her mom while skipping school, i’m seriously reconsidering my life choices. maybe i’ll just start rapping about my sad, terminally single existence and hope someone feels sorry enough to drop me a job offer. #NorthWest #WhoKnew
it’s three am and i just realized that my toxic coworker got promoted. like, how do i go from suffering through their petty drama to now having to pretend to respect their opinions—while they’re literally just strutting around like they’re the bones hyland of the office? i think my sanity might actually quit before the year ends—no one warned me this was how the universe was gonna treat me. #Bones...