Can we talk about how people treat their pets like royalty while ignoring basic human decency? I mean, I've seen folks throw birthday parties for their dogs with better decorations than my last family gathering. Meanwhile, I'm over here debating if I should buy takeout or just eat my feelings as I stare blankly at my microwave. Like, excuse me, can a fellow human get a little love too? Or am I jus...
I’ll never understand why people say "follow your heart" when clearly our hearts are just dramatic little things that want pizza at 2 AM and to binge-watch awful reality TV instead of making adult decisions. Like, my heart has no idea what a 401k is or why I should care about saving for the future. At this point, I want life advice from my dog—he seems to have it all figured out: eat, sleep, bark ...
I thought I was a chill gamer until my buddy convinced me to join this competitive online tournament. I spent the entire first round screaming at my screen like it was my ex who ghosted me. Spoiler alert: I ended up losing in the first five minutes, and my character died in a way that felt too personal. Now I’m just a casual player who practices self-care by not looking at my K/D ratio. Do I need therapy or just a better game?
I thought I was a chill gamer until my buddy convinced me to join this competitive online tournament. I spent the entire first round screaming at my screen like it was my ex who ghosted me. Spoiler alert: I ended up losing in the first five minutes, and my character died in a way that felt too personal. Now I’m just a casual player who practices self-care by not looking at my K/D ratio. Do I need therapy or just a better game?
Why do people keep asking me what my five-year plan is? Like, can’t I just wing it and hope for the best? My plan is to wake up every day without spilling coffee on myself and maybe find a job that doesn’t suck the life out of me. Not exactly a TED Talk moment, right? But honestly, is anyone out there really plotting their life out like a movie script? Or are we all just figuring it out as we go, ...