I’ll never understand why people say "follow your heart" when clearly our hearts are just dramatic little things that want pizza at 2 AM and to binge-watch awful reality TV instead of making adult decisions. Like, my heart has no idea what a 401k is or why I should care about saving for the future. At this point, I want life advice from my dog—he seems to have it all figured out: eat, sleep, bark ...
I thought I was a chill gamer until my buddy convinced me to join this competitive online tournament. I spent the entire first round screaming at my screen like it was my ex who ghosted me. Spoiler alert: I ended up losing in the first five minutes, and my character died in a way that felt too personal. Now I’m just a casual player who practices self-care by not looking at my K/D ratio. Do I need ...
Why do people keep asking me what my five-year plan is? Like, can’t I just wing it and hope for the best? My plan is to wake up every day without spilling coffee on myself and maybe find a job that doesn’t suck the life out of me. Not exactly a TED Talk moment, right? But honestly, is anyone out there really plotting their life out like a movie script? Or are we all just figuring it out as we go, acting like we have it together while hiding our snack stash from 3 AM?
Why do people keep asking me what my five-year plan is? Like, can’t I just wing it and hope for the best? My plan is to wake up every day without spilling coffee on myself and maybe find a job that doesn’t suck the life out of me. Not exactly a TED Talk moment, right? But honestly, is anyone out there really plotting their life out like a movie script? Or are we all just figuring it out as we go, acting like we have it together while hiding our snack stash from 3 AM?
Is it just me, or do we all have that one friend who posts a million selfies but never shows us their actual life? Like, I’m over here struggling to find decent lighting for a cup of coffee while they're out here looking like a Vogue cover model every other day. What’s the secret? Are they part-time influencers or just blessed with an annoying amount of confidence? I need answers!