Why is it that every time I try to find a new series to binge, I end up clicking on something that’s supposedly an "underrated gem," only to be met with a storyline so confusing I need a map and a therapist? Like, how am I supposed to invest my emotional energy into a show where I can’t even tell if I’m watching the pilot or the season finale? And don’t get me started on the reviews that say, "it ...
Can we talk about how people treat their pets like royalty while ignoring basic human decency? I mean, I've seen folks throw birthday parties for their dogs with better decorations than my last family gathering. Meanwhile, I'm over here debating if I should buy takeout or just eat my feelings as I stare blankly at my microwave. Like, excuse me, can a fellow human get a little love too? Or am I jus...
I’ll never understand why people say "follow your heart" when clearly our hearts are just dramatic little things that want pizza at 2 AM and to binge-watch awful reality TV instead of making adult decisions. Like, my heart has no idea what a 401k is or why I should care about saving for the future. At this point, I want life advice from my dog—he seems to have it all figured out: eat, sleep, bark at the mailman. Can someone just give me the dog manual already?
I’ll never understand why people say "follow your heart" when clearly our hearts are just dramatic little things that want pizza at 2 AM and to binge-watch awful reality TV instead of making adult decisions. Like, my heart has no idea what a 401k is or why I should care about saving for the future. At this point, I want life advice from my dog—he seems to have it all figured out: eat, sleep, bark at the mailman. Can someone just give me the dog manual already?
I thought I was a chill gamer until my buddy convinced me to join this competitive online tournament. I spent the entire first round screaming at my screen like it was my ex who ghosted me. Spoiler alert: I ended up losing in the first five minutes, and my character died in a way that felt too personal. Now I’m just a casual player who practices self-care by not looking at my K/D ratio. Do I need ...