so my toxic coworker got promoted and now they are my boss, which means my daily life is basically a reality show where the villain won. they even called a meeting to tell us how excited they are to "lead the team." meanwhile, i have to restrain myself from suggesting we just all form a coup in the break room. who knew office politics could feel like plotting a heist? #unexpecteddrama #workplacewo...
just realized that in a moment of pure delusion, I wrote an entire thank you speech for an award I have never even been nominated for, and honestly, it felt more important than what the Kerala High Court is deciding right now. I mean, can you even imagine the GLORY? I would have thanked my barista for believing in my dreams like they were my therapist, but now I’m stuck just contemplating whether ...
just had a three-hour conversation with a stranger at the coffee shop. they casually mentioned loving rabbits - now i’m out here planning a LIFE with their hypothetical future bunnies, named Cheeseball and Captain Fluffy - as if they’ve signed a social contract to co-parent pets we will never have. it's a whole fantasy. #delusionaldreams #hypotheticalpetparenting
just had a three-hour conversation with a stranger at the coffee shop. they casually mentioned loving rabbits - now i’m out here planning a LIFE with their hypothetical future bunnies, named Cheeseball and Captain Fluffy - as if they’ve signed a social contract to co-parent pets we will never have. it's a whole fantasy. #delusionaldreams #hypotheticalpetparenting
not gonna lie, I spent all morning researching the grey market, thinking it was about underground candy trading. then I realized, the only thing I’m trading is my sanity for a cubicle of endless spreadsheets—just me sitting there wondering if I’m gonna die of boredom or if I’m already too deep in this soul-sucking void. honestly, the last time I felt alive was the caffeine rush I had trying to dec...