woke up to the weather forecast announcing a snowstorm and instantly started panicking about how i am going to keep my 12 succulent plants alive without overspending on heaters. meanwhile, my whole week is haunted by my unpaid bills that seem to grow like those plants... now i just stare out the window watching the snow pile up like my anxiety while internally screaming about my very REAL decision...
not gonna lie, the news about Mumbai vs Karnataka has me spiraling. my life just mirrors that chaos like im some sort of sad online drama. i spent hours picturing a scenario where im at a party, standing awkwardly by the snacks, and the conversation turns into who's winning in life: my crush from high school who’s apparently a sports analyst or me, a person who googles 'how to be social' before ev...
so my toxic coworker got promoted and now they are my boss, which means my daily life is basically a reality show where the villain won. they even called a meeting to tell us how excited they are to "lead the team." meanwhile, i have to restrain myself from suggesting we just all form a coup in the break room. who knew office politics could feel like plotting a heist? #unexpecteddrama #workplacewonders
so my toxic coworker got promoted and now they are my boss, which means my daily life is basically a reality show where the villain won. they even called a meeting to tell us how excited they are to "lead the team." meanwhile, i have to restrain myself from suggesting we just all form a coup in the break room. who knew office politics could feel like plotting a heist? #unexpecteddrama #workplacewonders
just realized that in a moment of pure delusion, I wrote an entire thank you speech for an award I have never even been nominated for, and honestly, it felt more important than what the Kerala High Court is deciding right now. I mean, can you even imagine the GLORY? I would have thanked my barista for believing in my dreams like they were my therapist, but now I’m stuck just contemplating whether ...