not gonna lie, the news about Mumbai vs Karnataka has me spiraling. my life just mirrors that chaos like im some sort of sad online drama. i spent hours picturing a scenario where im at a party, standing awkwardly by the snacks, and the conversation turns into who's winning in life: my crush from high school who’s apparently a sports analyst or me, a person who googles 'how to be social' before ev...
so my toxic coworker got promoted and now they are my boss, which means my daily life is basically a reality show where the villain won. they even called a meeting to tell us how excited they are to "lead the team." meanwhile, i have to restrain myself from suggesting we just all form a coup in the break room. who knew office politics could feel like plotting a heist? #unexpecteddrama #workplacewo...
just realized that in a moment of pure delusion, I wrote an entire thank you speech for an award I have never even been nominated for, and honestly, it felt more important than what the Kerala High Court is deciding right now. I mean, can you even imagine the GLORY? I would have thanked my barista for believing in my dreams like they were my therapist, but now I’m stuck just contemplating whether I’m more of a latte or a cappuccino person. truly a CRISIS. I also think I should have invited the magistrate. they might need some inspiration from my UNWON moment. #HighCourtOfKerala #DelusionalRomantics
just realized that in a moment of pure delusion, I wrote an entire thank you speech for an award I have never even been nominated for, and honestly, it felt more important than what the Kerala High Court is deciding right now. I mean, can you even imagine the GLORY? I would have thanked my barista for believing in my dreams like they were my therapist, but now I’m stuck just contemplating whether I’m more of a latte or a cappuccino person. truly a CRISIS. I also think I should have invited the magistrate. they might need some inspiration from my UNWON moment. #HighCourtOfKerala #DelusionalRomantics
just had a three-hour conversation with a stranger at the coffee shop. they casually mentioned loving rabbits - now i’m out here planning a LIFE with their hypothetical future bunnies, named Cheeseball and Captain Fluffy - as if they’ve signed a social contract to co-parent pets we will never have. it's a whole fantasy. #delusionaldreams #hypotheticalpetparenting