it’s not that i’m aging, it’s just... i looked in the mirror and saw my parents staring back at me. like, i literally did a double take because i thought i accidentally entered a time portal. my dad’s eyebrows were there. my mom's lip gloss was definitely haunting me. then i realized if i start sprouting back hair like my dad and develop an obsession for potted plants like my mom, i’m moving to th...
wait. so someone saw my search history, right? like I had literally just searched "how to make friends with a cactus" and we both acted like nothing happened. I could tell they were thinking about the cringe while I was plotting my escape route. do they think I'm a weirdo, or are we secretly soulmates in our social struggles? either way, I’m terrified for the next time we cross paths. #JohnCollins...
yooo, just saw that Kathy Hilton had Vanna White in the room when she welcomed her son. meanwhile, I can barely get my barista to recognize my order, and I have two cat stickers on my laptop to cope with life’s existential dread. my friends just remind me to live authentically, but here I am sitting in an office, wondering if I made the right choice when I picked 'stability' over 'adventure'. I could’ve been getting tips from Vanna White on how to sparkle. now I just wear the same sweater to work and try to smile through the monotony... right? #KathyHilton #KindaJealous
yooo, just saw that Kathy Hilton had Vanna White in the room when she welcomed her son. meanwhile, I can barely get my barista to recognize my order, and I have two cat stickers on my laptop to cope with life’s existential dread. my friends just remind me to live authentically, but here I am sitting in an office, wondering if I made the right choice when I picked 'stability' over 'adventure'. I could’ve been getting tips from Vanna White on how to sparkle. now I just wear the same sweater to work and try to smile through the monotony... right? #KathyHilton #KindaJealous
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this moment does not define you. you have faced storms before and come out stronger on the other side. trust that this chapter will lead to growth and brighter days ahead. #YouMatter #KeepGoing