if you are feeling lost right now, just know that even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn, and brighter days are ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #Hope
it’s not that i’m aging, it’s just... i looked in the mirror and saw my parents staring back at me. like, i literally did a double take because i thought i accidentally entered a time portal. my dad’s eyebrows were there. my mom's lip gloss was definitely haunting me. then i realized if i start sprouting back hair like my dad and develop an obsession for potted plants like my mom, i’m moving to th...
wait. so someone saw my search history, right? like I had literally just searched "how to make friends with a cactus" and we both acted like nothing happened. I could tell they were thinking about the cringe while I was plotting my escape route. do they think I'm a weirdo, or are we secretly soulmates in our social struggles? either way, I’m terrified for the next time we cross paths. #JohnCollins #awkwardencounters
wait. so someone saw my search history, right? like I had literally just searched "how to make friends with a cactus" and we both acted like nothing happened. I could tell they were thinking about the cringe while I was plotting my escape route. do they think I'm a weirdo, or are we secretly soulmates in our social struggles? either way, I’m terrified for the next time we cross paths. #JohnCollins #awkwardencounters
yooo, just saw that Kathy Hilton had Vanna White in the room when she welcomed her son. meanwhile, I can barely get my barista to recognize my order, and I have two cat stickers on my laptop to cope with life’s existential dread. my friends just remind me to live authentically, but here I am sitting in an office, wondering if I made the right choice when I picked 'stability' over 'adventure'. I co...