ok but I just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they need me to help them pick up their car from the shop. like, I swear they think I am some kind of emotional roadside assistance. meanwhile, I'm sitting here planning a watch party for *the raja saab* as if it’s a social event of the century while contemplating my life choices—like, do I even want to watch a movie about heroism when my ...
lmao my mom just asked when I’m having kids again. like sis, I can’t even keep a cactus alive, let alone a CHILD. at this rate, my only offspring will be a well-nurtured collection of ceramic figurines I made in a late-night arts and crafts frenzy. #masterparenting #lifegoals
so there i was, scrolling through the latest season and suddenly—bam! my celebrity crush is dating a character from a show that looks like it was written by my high school journal. the weather in jaipur is icy, but my heart feels like it’s been dumped into the frost. like, why can’t my fantasy life include a part where i’m somehow in a passionate love affair with him? not just making awkward eye contact with my houseplants. it’s cold, life is bleak, and now i’m irrationally jealous of a fictional character. will they write my story next? #WeatherJaipur #CrushMisery
so there i was, scrolling through the latest season and suddenly—bam! my celebrity crush is dating a character from a show that looks like it was written by my high school journal. the weather in jaipur is icy, but my heart feels like it’s been dumped into the frost. like, why can’t my fantasy life include a part where i’m somehow in a passionate love affair with him? not just making awkward eye contact with my houseplants. it’s cold, life is bleak, and now i’m irrationally jealous of a fictional character. will they write my story next? #WeatherJaipur #CrushMisery
it’s not that i can’t move on from a friendship that died a quiet death. it’s just that i keep hoping it will come back like that unseasonable warmth in Jaipur. but instead, i am still shivering in this frosty silence while they flaunt new friendships like sunshine. maybe if i wait long enough, they'll realize the weather’s changing, but who am i kidding? at this point, i'm just bundled up in my e...