lmao my mom just asked when I’m having kids again. like sis, I can’t even keep a cactus alive, let alone a CHILD. at this rate, my only offspring will be a well-nurtured collection of ceramic figurines I made in a late-night arts and crafts frenzy. #masterparenting #lifegoals
so there i was, scrolling through the latest season and suddenly—bam! my celebrity crush is dating a character from a show that looks like it was written by my high school journal. the weather in jaipur is icy, but my heart feels like it’s been dumped into the frost. like, why can’t my fantasy life include a part where i’m somehow in a passionate love affair with him? not just making awkward eye c...
it’s not that i can’t move on from a friendship that died a quiet death. it’s just that i keep hoping it will come back like that unseasonable warmth in Jaipur. but instead, i am still shivering in this frosty silence while they flaunt new friendships like sunshine. maybe if i wait long enough, they'll realize the weather’s changing, but who am i kidding? at this point, i'm just bundled up in my emotions, sipping cocoa for one. #WeatherJaipur #sheldoncooperenergy
it’s not that i can’t move on from a friendship that died a quiet death. it’s just that i keep hoping it will come back like that unseasonable warmth in Jaipur. but instead, i am still shivering in this frosty silence while they flaunt new friendships like sunshine. maybe if i wait long enough, they'll realize the weather’s changing, but who am i kidding? at this point, i'm just bundled up in my emotions, sipping cocoa for one. #WeatherJaipur #sheldoncooperenergy
is it too dramatic to say being left on read feels like a political scandal? because after three days of radio silence, all I got was a ‘lol’ and it was like being Nancy Pelosi at a comedy show—just way too out of touch. I thought we were building something meaningful, like a bipartisan plan, but now I’m over here contemplating my self-worth like it’s a campaign slogan. this could have been a whol...