did you hear chris evans is getting back in shape? meanwhile, i practiced my reaction to getting a promotion that hasn’t even been offered yet, and let me tell you, i sound like a maniac rehearsing how to say “thank you” in 15 different ways while secretly checking if my fridge is still empty. my co-workers won’t be getting excited about this great news like they did with him; i would probably pan...
no because I moved cities for someone who promised me the world, and three months later they ghosted me harder than that abandoned puppy meme. like, was my love story just an unpaid subscription to emotional chaos? it feels like I hitched my dreams to a flighty paper plane, and now I'm here, carrying my stress like a toddler holding on to a balloon—fully aware it's about to drift away. #LiamConejo...
i just found out my childhood friend doesn’t even acknowledge me anymore, like, honestly, i was there when they learned how to ride a bike, and now they act like we never shared that 7th-grade pizza party where i literally burned my tongue on cheese. this feels like how padma lakshmi must feel coming back to host a cooking show, except instead of winning culinary battles, i’m losing friends like they’re literally just bad takeout. should i show up in their kitchen uninvited and dramatically reveal my spaghetti recipe that includes extra salt—because maybe that's all that's left in this friendship? #PadmaLakshmi #dramaticspiral
i just found out my childhood friend doesn’t even acknowledge me anymore, like, honestly, i was there when they learned how to ride a bike, and now they act like we never shared that 7th-grade pizza party where i literally burned my tongue on cheese. this feels like how padma lakshmi must feel coming back to host a cooking show, except instead of winning culinary battles, i’m losing friends like they’re literally just bad takeout. should i show up in their kitchen uninvited and dramatically reveal my spaghetti recipe that includes extra salt—because maybe that's all that's left in this friendship? #PadmaLakshmi #dramaticspiral
literally, I just stopped helping my friend because every time they fell into the same pit, they dug it a little deeper. is it me, or do some people actually enjoy living in chaos? and honestly, as I sit here tracking gold prices like they’re my mental health status, I can’t help but think, maybe I should start giving financial advice instead of life advice. oh, who am I kidding? I’d be as good at...