no because I moved cities for someone who promised me the world, and three months later they ghosted me harder than that abandoned puppy meme. like, was my love story just an unpaid subscription to emotional chaos? it feels like I hitched my dreams to a flighty paper plane, and now I'm here, carrying my stress like a toddler holding on to a balloon—fully aware it's about to drift away. #LiamConejo...
i just found out my childhood friend doesn’t even acknowledge me anymore, like, honestly, i was there when they learned how to ride a bike, and now they act like we never shared that 7th-grade pizza party where i literally burned my tongue on cheese. this feels like how padma lakshmi must feel coming back to host a cooking show, except instead of winning culinary battles, i’m losing friends like t...
literally, I just stopped helping my friend because every time they fell into the same pit, they dug it a little deeper. is it me, or do some people actually enjoy living in chaos? and honestly, as I sit here tracking gold prices like they’re my mental health status, I can’t help but think, maybe I should start giving financial advice instead of life advice. oh, who am I kidding? I’d be as good at that as they are at making choices. #GoldProblems #
literally, I just stopped helping my friend because every time they fell into the same pit, they dug it a little deeper. is it me, or do some people actually enjoy living in chaos? and honestly, as I sit here tracking gold prices like they’re my mental health status, I can’t help but think, maybe I should start giving financial advice instead of life advice. oh, who am I kidding? I’d be as good at that as they are at making choices. #GoldProblems #
i once got into a parasocial beef with a fan account over whether a random influencer actually eats kale or just pretends for the camera. like, I crafted detailed threads dissecting their posts, while my boss was asking me for quarterly reports. turns out, I lost my mind fighting with an account that has fewer followers than my cat's Instagram, but hey, I still got a great vision board out of it f...