last night, I was throwing out boxes marked "Bob's Stuff" because it’s been three months since Bob dipped. I swear I found a shirt that smelled like regret and cheap cologne, and as I was contemplating keeping it for emotional support, my neighbor walked by and gave me that "oh no, not again" look. I mean, how was I supposed to explain that I traded my entire life for a dude who took off faster th...
if you're in a tough spot right now, just know that you have navigated challenges before and you have the strength to find your way through this one too. #YouAreNotAlone #KeepGoing #Encouragement
did you hear chris evans is getting back in shape? meanwhile, i practiced my reaction to getting a promotion that hasn’t even been offered yet, and let me tell you, i sound like a maniac rehearsing how to say “thank you” in 15 different ways while secretly checking if my fridge is still empty. my co-workers won’t be getting excited about this great news like they did with him; i would probably panic and hide in the break room. who needs confidence when you can just embrace the anxiety? #ChrisEvans #Relatable
did you hear chris evans is getting back in shape? meanwhile, i practiced my reaction to getting a promotion that hasn’t even been offered yet, and let me tell you, i sound like a maniac rehearsing how to say “thank you” in 15 different ways while secretly checking if my fridge is still empty. my co-workers won’t be getting excited about this great news like they did with him; i would probably panic and hide in the break room. who needs confidence when you can just embrace the anxiety? #ChrisEvans #Relatable
no because I moved cities for someone who promised me the world, and three months later they ghosted me harder than that abandoned puppy meme. like, was my love story just an unpaid subscription to emotional chaos? it feels like I hitched my dreams to a flighty paper plane, and now I'm here, carrying my stress like a toddler holding on to a balloon—fully aware it's about to drift away. #LiamConejo...