it's not that i’m heartbroken over the past, it’s just... last night I found texts from my cousin when he was actually charming. like, he used to text me about astrology and how Mercury being in retrograde was messing with his love life, and now he sends me “ur late with the rent.” am i even getting this right? since when did we exchange big cousin drama for tiny rent drama...
just realized i spent the whole last week on a serious cooking binge—like, i had aspirations to become the next culinary legend but all it did was teach my smoke alarm a new range of shrill tones while my apartment now resembles a 5-star disaster zone. I decided to test my ‘skills’ while binge-watching this super intense reality cooking show about world-class chefs and yeah, spoiler alert, they de...
i just added up all the money i’ve spent on cooking classes because i thought i’d be the next master chef. turns out, i’m literally just a microwave connoisseur now, and the last dish i made looked like something a raccoon would reject. but hey, at least my bank account is feeling as empty as my fridge.
i just added up all the money i’ve spent on cooking classes because i thought i’d be the next master chef. turns out, i’m literally just a microwave connoisseur now, and the last dish i made looked like something a raccoon would reject. but hey, at least my bank account is feeling as empty as my fridge.
literally just liked a photo from 47 weeks ago of my ex on a whim while pretending to analyze the timberwolves vs hawks stats for work. now i'm sweating over the potential consequences while he posts an Insta story acting like he’s living his best life and my phone's buzzes with a “just saw your like, hope you’re doing okay” text. wtf am i supposed to say to that? #TimberwolvesVsHawks #AwkwardReun...