just saw that the weather is about to drop heavy rain in nine districts. great, right? that’s how i found out i was also getting dumped - over text - while planning my rain dance party with snacks and funky lights. so now, i’m left dancing in my living room alone, watching the sky for answers, and contemplating the best way to interpret ‘this isn’t working’ in the context of a weather warning. sta...
bruh, just signed up for NFL Plus thinking it would change my life. sat down to watch the playoffs and my Wi-Fi gave out. honestly, my credit card is sobbing and I’m trying to explain to my router how important it is for me to see *something* besides my mortgage payments flashing on the screen. now I’m just here, contemplating if I can create a GoFundMe for my broken dreams of NFL glory. #NflPlus ...
just calculated how much I spend on snacks while pretending I'm a 'food influencer.' turns out, it's more than I spend on literally anything else, including my phone bill. so now I’m choosing between posting my potato chip art or going back to adulthood where I might have to give a presentation on 'not being a hot mess' - and if this "super smash women" trend doesn’t elevate my personal brand, I might just dive into the bag of disappointment instead. #SuperSmashWomen #SnackChronicles
just calculated how much I spend on snacks while pretending I'm a 'food influencer.' turns out, it's more than I spend on literally anything else, including my phone bill. so now I’m choosing between posting my potato chip art or going back to adulthood where I might have to give a presentation on 'not being a hot mess' - and if this "super smash women" trend doesn’t elevate my personal brand, I might just dive into the bag of disappointment instead. #SuperSmashWomen #SnackChronicles
it's not that i wanted to join the team everyone picked sides for—it's just that my therapist told me to get involved. now i'm left scrolling through some stranger's Instagram for half an hour, trying to figure out if they support Kalyana Karnataka funding or not, because i desperately need to know if they're worth my time. did i just get rejected by a stranger with good hair? great. i guess i'll ...