bruh, just signed up for NFL Plus thinking it would change my life. sat down to watch the playoffs and my Wi-Fi gave out. honestly, my credit card is sobbing and I’m trying to explain to my router how important it is for me to see *something* besides my mortgage payments flashing on the screen. now I’m just here, contemplating if I can create a GoFundMe for my broken dreams of NFL glory. #NflPlus ...
just calculated how much I spend on snacks while pretending I'm a 'food influencer.' turns out, it's more than I spend on literally anything else, including my phone bill. so now I’m choosing between posting my potato chip art or going back to adulthood where I might have to give a presentation on 'not being a hot mess' - and if this "super smash women" trend doesn’t elevate my personal brand, I m...
it's not that i wanted to join the team everyone picked sides for—it's just that my therapist told me to get involved. now i'm left scrolling through some stranger's Instagram for half an hour, trying to figure out if they support Kalyana Karnataka funding or not, because i desperately need to know if they're worth my time. did i just get rejected by a stranger with good hair? great. i guess i'll just eat my feelings while contemplating life decisions. #Prajavani #existentialcrisis
it's not that i wanted to join the team everyone picked sides for—it's just that my therapist told me to get involved. now i'm left scrolling through some stranger's Instagram for half an hour, trying to figure out if they support Kalyana Karnataka funding or not, because i desperately need to know if they're worth my time. did i just get rejected by a stranger with good hair? great. i guess i'll just eat my feelings while contemplating life decisions. #Prajavani #existentialcrisis
not gonna lie, i just found out my friends think i'm like that one “how are you doing today” meme with the kitten and the crying face. meanwhile, i'm over here calculating how many playlists it would take to heal from losing my fantasy football league like it’s a breakup. then i see Michigan landed Chris Bracy, and it hit me—he's got everything figured out while i’m still stuck reorganizing my clo...