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Stories: yooo, bruh, remember that time I tried to impress a crush by cooking, right? I w…

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it’s not that i’m lying, it’s just that when someone asks how my side hustle is going, i always say it’s thriving, which is funny because i still haven’t even opened the Etsy shop i claimed was a “billion-dollar idea.” like, sure, it sounds great on paper, but now people ask for updates and... i don’t want to tell them my grand plans of handmade soap never left my sketchbook, while the dollar inde...

yooo, bruh, remember that time I tried to impress a crush by cooking, right? I was all about “romantic” vibes and whipped up some fancy risotto—only to realize mid-stir that I had zero salt. I panicked and dumped an entire can of pumpkin spice into it, thinking “this is like, a gourmet twist.” Ended up serving it with a straight face, and my crush asked if I was trying to poison them. Now they probably tell this story like, "she was nice, but that food? UNFORGETTABLE in the worst way."

yooo, bruh, remember that time I tried to impress a crush by cooking, right? I was all about “romantic” vibes and whipped up some fancy risotto—only to realize mid-stir that I had zero salt. I panicked and dumped an entire can of pumpkin spice into it, thinking “this is like, a gourmet twist.” Ended up serving it with a straight face, and my crush asked if I was trying to poison them. Now they probably tell this story like, "she was nice, but that food? UNFORGETTABLE in the worst way."

day 92 of apologizing for existing, and today i told my potted plant to thrive or leave the room. can you imagine if we lived in a world where even houseplants respected my energy? instead, i have been making myself small like i’m trying to fit into a Tupperware that was never meant for me. i swear, if my fern starts demanding an apology next, i might just go full delulu and manifest a life where ...