i found out my position got posted on linkedin while trying to figure out how to fold a fitted sheet. who knew the real wrinkle in my life would be the job hunt? now i'm picturing the interview where they ask, “what’s your biggest weakness?” and i'm just gonna say, “my current employment status." i’m now financially planning on a budget of “buy two bags of frozen veggies and hope for the best.”
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it’s not that i’m lying, it’s just that when someone asks how my side hustle is going, i always say it’s thriving, which is funny because i still haven’t even opened the Etsy shop i claimed was a “billion-dollar idea.” like, sure, it sounds great on paper, but now people ask for updates and... i don’t want to tell them my grand plans of handmade soap never left my sketchbook, while the dollar index is nose-diving, which makes me think i might just need to pivot to drop shipping... or should i? #UsDollarIndex #ImposterSyndrome
it’s not that i’m lying, it’s just that when someone asks how my side hustle is going, i always say it’s thriving, which is funny because i still haven’t even opened the Etsy shop i claimed was a “billion-dollar idea.” like, sure, it sounds great on paper, but now people ask for updates and... i don’t want to tell them my grand plans of handmade soap never left my sketchbook, while the dollar index is nose-diving, which makes me think i might just need to pivot to drop shipping... or should i? #UsDollarIndex #ImposterSyndrome
yooo, bruh, remember that time I tried to impress a crush by cooking, right? I was all about “romantic” vibes and whipped up some fancy risotto—only to realize mid-stir that I had zero salt. I panicked and dumped an entire can of pumpkin spice into it, thinking “this is like, a gourmet twist.” Ended up serving it with a straight face, and my crush asked if I was trying to poison them. Now they pro...