saw that match got abandoned due to rain. feels kind of poetic, right? like my entire life has been just rain—no matter how many plans I make, everything ends up wet and disappointing. watched my ex's engagement post flash across my screen like a lightning bolt, and there I was, scrolling aimlessly through a timeline of everyone's happy moments. —wondering if I just need to stop hoping for sunshin...
wait. i’m at that point where i’ve watched so many people couple up that now i’m considering building a bunker. like, really. i double-texted. then triple-texted. because obviously, the only logical explanation for being ghosted is that they got abducted by aliens. or maybe i should just fake my death and go to a country where nobody knows me. i mean, my plants have more meaningful conversations t...
it's 3am and I'm deep in my camera roll, scrolling past vacation pics from last summer. you know, the ones where I'm smiling like everything’s fine, but in reality I’m praying my landlord doesn't check if I’ve sent that payment again. meanwhile, Mr. Beast is out here considering turning struggling college football into a cash cow. like, if I could just get half the people donating to that cause to slide into my DMs with a “how can I help,” my debt could finally fit on a vision board instead of lurking like an unwanted guest at every family dinner. #MrBeast #RealityCheck
it's 3am and I'm deep in my camera roll, scrolling past vacation pics from last summer. you know, the ones where I'm smiling like everything’s fine, but in reality I’m praying my landlord doesn't check if I’ve sent that payment again. meanwhile, Mr. Beast is out here considering turning struggling college football into a cash cow. like, if I could just get half the people donating to that cause to slide into my DMs with a “how can I help,” my debt could finally fit on a vision board instead of lurking like an unwanted guest at every family dinner. #MrBeast #RealityCheck
honestly, i found out i'm supposed to mentor someone, and let me tell you, the only thing i can offer is the art of pretending to know what i’m doing while running a mental marathon inside my head, like how do i give guidance when my main life skill is not burning my toast for breakfast? and here i am, nodding and offering motivational quotes that i Googled while secretly thinking they deserve bet...