wait. i’m at that point where i’ve watched so many people couple up that now i’m considering building a bunker. like, really. i double-texted. then triple-texted. because obviously, the only logical explanation for being ghosted is that they got abducted by aliens. or maybe i should just fake my death and go to a country where nobody knows me. i mean, my plants have more meaningful conversations t...
it's 3am and I'm deep in my camera roll, scrolling past vacation pics from last summer. you know, the ones where I'm smiling like everything’s fine, but in reality I’m praying my landlord doesn't check if I’ve sent that payment again. meanwhile, Mr. Beast is out here considering turning struggling college football into a cash cow. like, if I could just get half the people donating to that cause ...
honestly, i found out i'm supposed to mentor someone, and let me tell you, the only thing i can offer is the art of pretending to know what i’m doing while running a mental marathon inside my head, like how do i give guidance when my main life skill is not burning my toast for breakfast? and here i am, nodding and offering motivational quotes that i Googled while secretly thinking they deserve better than my chaotic ramblings about surviving on frozen pizza and Netflix reruns.
honestly, i found out i'm supposed to mentor someone, and let me tell you, the only thing i can offer is the art of pretending to know what i’m doing while running a mental marathon inside my head, like how do i give guidance when my main life skill is not burning my toast for breakfast? and here i am, nodding and offering motivational quotes that i Googled while secretly thinking they deserve better than my chaotic ramblings about surviving on frozen pizza and Netflix reruns.
last night, I overheard my parents introducing me at a family gathering as “MNC mein kaam karta hai.” Meanwhile, I’m over here Googling what my job title even is. I can almost hear the relatives nodding in respect while I sit silently wishing for a hole to swallow me. like, congratulations, I finally found a way to awkwardly blend in with the well-off crowd, all while wondering if eating instant n...