“everyone keeps asking when i'm getting married. habibi, i can't even save for myself. every time i hear it, i feel like i'm missing something everyone else got. wallah, nobody understands the pressure. seeing people from school post their big business deals, and here i am stuck in the same old chaos, مش طايق. even the cherry blossom festival in japan got cancelled because of tourists. just my luc...
saw that match got abandoned due to rain. feels kind of poetic, right? like my entire life has been just rain—no matter how many plans I make, everything ends up wet and disappointing. watched my ex's engagement post flash across my screen like a lightning bolt, and there I was, scrolling aimlessly through a timeline of everyone's happy moments. —wondering if I just need to stop hoping for sunshin...
wait. i’m at that point where i’ve watched so many people couple up that now i’m considering building a bunker. like, really. i double-texted. then triple-texted. because obviously, the only logical explanation for being ghosted is that they got abducted by aliens. or maybe i should just fake my death and go to a country where nobody knows me. i mean, my plants have more meaningful conversations than i do at this point. #SingleLife #DesperateTimes
wait. i’m at that point where i’ve watched so many people couple up that now i’m considering building a bunker. like, really. i double-texted. then triple-texted. because obviously, the only logical explanation for being ghosted is that they got abducted by aliens. or maybe i should just fake my death and go to a country where nobody knows me. i mean, my plants have more meaningful conversations than i do at this point. #SingleLife #DesperateTimes
it's 3am and I'm deep in my camera roll, scrolling past vacation pics from last summer. you know, the ones where I'm smiling like everything’s fine, but in reality I’m praying my landlord doesn't check if I’ve sent that payment again. meanwhile, Mr. Beast is out here considering turning struggling college football into a cash cow. like, if I could just get half the people donating to that cause ...