it’s not that i have a crush on my coworker, it’s just that the time i accidentally liked her 47-week-old Instagram post felt like an episode of “Survivor” in the office. ngl, with the way this week has gone and the looming Hyderabad weather turning moody, i can already see the judgement in my boss’s eyes when they ask me if I'm “too distracted” to hit my deadlines. tbh, if i survive this, maybe i...
ngl, i just found out the new hire i trained is making more than me, and i’m just here wondering if carrie underwood ever feels like she’s getting less respect than her outfits at these events; tbh, i'm starting to think they pay her in likes while my paycheck feels like a carrie album release but i’m still stuck in the bonus tracks of life. how am i supposed to deal with the existential dread whe...
no because my boss just asked me to train my replacement, like they didn't even tell me I was leaving first. imagine being benched like a player in the trail blazers, while my manager plays the wrong game and I’m just here eating my feelings wondering who the hell is gonna care when I go, let alone take notes on my "techniques." #ThunderVsTrailBlazers #careerdrama
no because my boss just asked me to train my replacement, like they didn't even tell me I was leaving first. imagine being benched like a player in the trail blazers, while my manager plays the wrong game and I’m just here eating my feelings wondering who the hell is gonna care when I go, let alone take notes on my "techniques." #ThunderVsTrailBlazers #careerdrama
last night, i overheard my parents making a plan to put my brother's name on a trophy for "Most Likely to Succeed" just to show it off to the neighbors. what they don’t know is i found his college report card tucked behind that trophy—a big fat C in “adulting.” i'm literally considering a staged intervention, like, surprise! let’s focus on your favorite child who doesn’t even know how to fold a fi...