ngl, I added up how much I spend on all the junk I don’t even care about anymore, like literally, it's wild. turns out, I could've funded a little vacation instead of all this random stuff—like that time I bought ten bottles of “natural” soda because the label said ‘crafted’ like I’m some artisanal connoisseur. now, with gasoline prices climbing again, I can't even justify a road trip with friends...
it’s not that i have a crush on my coworker, it’s just that the time i accidentally liked her 47-week-old Instagram post felt like an episode of “Survivor” in the office. ngl, with the way this week has gone and the looming Hyderabad weather turning moody, i can already see the judgement in my boss’s eyes when they ask me if I'm “too distracted” to hit my deadlines. tbh, if i survive this, maybe i...
ngl, i just found out the new hire i trained is making more than me, and i’m just here wondering if carrie underwood ever feels like she’s getting less respect than her outfits at these events; tbh, i'm starting to think they pay her in likes while my paycheck feels like a carrie album release but i’m still stuck in the bonus tracks of life. how am i supposed to deal with the existential dread when i can’t even afford to pretend to be fine in the break room? #CarrieUnderwood #WorkDrama
ngl, i just found out the new hire i trained is making more than me, and i’m just here wondering if carrie underwood ever feels like she’s getting less respect than her outfits at these events; tbh, i'm starting to think they pay her in likes while my paycheck feels like a carrie album release but i’m still stuck in the bonus tracks of life. how am i supposed to deal with the existential dread when i can’t even afford to pretend to be fine in the break room? #CarrieUnderwood #WorkDrama
no because my boss just asked me to train my replacement, like they didn't even tell me I was leaving first. imagine being benched like a player in the trail blazers, while my manager plays the wrong game and I’m just here eating my feelings wondering who the hell is gonna care when I go, let alone take notes on my "techniques." #ThunderVsTrailBlazers #careerdrama