ngl, i just found out the new hire i trained is making more than me, and i’m just here wondering if carrie underwood ever feels like she’s getting less respect than her outfits at these events; tbh, i'm starting to think they pay her in likes while my paycheck feels like a carrie album release but i’m still stuck in the bonus tracks of life. how am i supposed to deal with the existential dread whe...
no because my boss just asked me to train my replacement, like they didn't even tell me I was leaving first. imagine being benched like a player in the trail blazers, while my manager plays the wrong game and I’m just here eating my feelings wondering who the hell is gonna care when I go, let alone take notes on my "techniques." #ThunderVsTrailBlazers #careerdrama
last night, i overheard my parents making a plan to put my brother's name on a trophy for "Most Likely to Succeed" just to show it off to the neighbors. what they don’t know is i found his college report card tucked behind that trophy—a big fat C in “adulting.” i'm literally considering a staged intervention, like, surprise! let’s focus on your favorite child who doesn’t even know how to fold a fitted sheet.
last night, i overheard my parents making a plan to put my brother's name on a trophy for "Most Likely to Succeed" just to show it off to the neighbors. what they don’t know is i found his college report card tucked behind that trophy—a big fat C in “adulting.” i'm literally considering a staged intervention, like, surprise! let’s focus on your favorite child who doesn’t even know how to fold a fitted sheet.
last night, i caught my coworker bragging about my project at the bar—like, i had to do a double-take while sipping my drink. apparently, he thinks calling my design “innovative” gives him creative ownership? guess who got to hear my secret trick of using glitter glue to cover the mistakes—spoiler alert, he didn’t get any glitter in his pitch, just a cold reality check.