have you ever run into someone you literally spent summers playing tag with, only to have them act like they were born on another planet? i saw my childhood neighbor yesterday, and she looked straight through me like i was a ghost at a very bad costume party. we used to build secret forts together, and now she’s strutting around like we never spent three whole summers pretending to be mermaids in ...
literally just sat down to watch the game and realized that my sibling still has not returned the 'temporary' loan from TWO YEARS ago. at this point, i should probably be charging them interest like a loan shark, or at least demand they put a player on their fantasy team who will repay my generosity in spirit. not gonna lie, i just made a spreadsheet comparing their outstanding debt to Valladolid’...
so my company just laid off half the team, and now i’m drowning in work like i’m trying to swim in an ocean of paperwork while watching Como vs Torino unfold on my tiny screen. am i the only one who feels like the universe is trying to tell me that these strangers on a screen are more exciting than my actual life? meanwhile, my only triumph this week was successfully scheduling a 3pm coffee break, but my soul is already debating if i can manifest a better reality during the commercial break. #ComoVsTorino #ExistentialCrisis
so my company just laid off half the team, and now i’m drowning in work like i’m trying to swim in an ocean of paperwork while watching Como vs Torino unfold on my tiny screen. am i the only one who feels like the universe is trying to tell me that these strangers on a screen are more exciting than my actual life? meanwhile, my only triumph this week was successfully scheduling a 3pm coffee break, but my soul is already debating if i can manifest a better reality during the commercial break. #ComoVsTorino #ExistentialCrisis
you ever leave a job to follow your passion and then realize your passion does not pay for rent, food, or literally anything? now I’m lying awake at night calculating how many peanut butter sandwiches I need to survive until my big break comes. my fridge is literally a monument to my poor choices, filled with expired condiments and three sad carrots. every time I hear a siren, I wonder if it’s a s...