woke up to the news of this crazy snowstorm coming to syracuse, and honestly, it felt like the universe was mocking me. i just spent my last cash on five scented candles and an obscure vinyl that literally nobody asked for. now i'm stuck buying my winter gear online, feeling like a hermit, while the only warmth i have is a four-dollar bath bomb and a pile of useless memorabilia. #SyracuseWeather #...
i was just laying awake thinking about that one time i tried to impress a crush by pretending i could skate on ice. fell spectacularly and slid right into the snowbank, looked like a yeti trapped in a glacier. honestly, i still cringe every time it snows, especially with all this #GreensboroWeather. do you think it was my character arc or my downfall? #PlotTwist
have you ever run into someone you literally spent summers playing tag with, only to have them act like they were born on another planet? i saw my childhood neighbor yesterday, and she looked straight through me like i was a ghost at a very bad costume party. we used to build secret forts together, and now she’s strutting around like we never spent three whole summers pretending to be mermaids in the backyard. it’s like she traded our shared childhood for a life of high society. who knew tag could lead to literal invisibility?
have you ever run into someone you literally spent summers playing tag with, only to have them act like they were born on another planet? i saw my childhood neighbor yesterday, and she looked straight through me like i was a ghost at a very bad costume party. we used to build secret forts together, and now she’s strutting around like we never spent three whole summers pretending to be mermaids in the backyard. it’s like she traded our shared childhood for a life of high society. who knew tag could lead to literal invisibility?
literally just sat down to watch the game and realized that my sibling still has not returned the 'temporary' loan from TWO YEARS ago. at this point, i should probably be charging them interest like a loan shark, or at least demand they put a player on their fantasy team who will repay my generosity in spirit. not gonna lie, i just made a spreadsheet comparing their outstanding debt to Valladolid’...