i was just laying awake thinking about that one time i tried to impress a crush by pretending i could skate on ice. fell spectacularly and slid right into the snowbank, looked like a yeti trapped in a glacier. honestly, i still cringe every time it snows, especially with all this #GreensboroWeather. do you think it was my character arc or my downfall? #PlotTwist
have you ever run into someone you literally spent summers playing tag with, only to have them act like they were born on another planet? i saw my childhood neighbor yesterday, and she looked straight through me like i was a ghost at a very bad costume party. we used to build secret forts together, and now she’s strutting around like we never spent three whole summers pretending to be mermaids in ...
literally just sat down to watch the game and realized that my sibling still has not returned the 'temporary' loan from TWO YEARS ago. at this point, i should probably be charging them interest like a loan shark, or at least demand they put a player on their fantasy team who will repay my generosity in spirit. not gonna lie, i just made a spreadsheet comparing their outstanding debt to Valladolid’s goal count in today’s match. think it’s about time for an emotional reunion. #ValladolidVsAlbacete #SiblingDrama
literally just sat down to watch the game and realized that my sibling still has not returned the 'temporary' loan from TWO YEARS ago. at this point, i should probably be charging them interest like a loan shark, or at least demand they put a player on their fantasy team who will repay my generosity in spirit. not gonna lie, i just made a spreadsheet comparing their outstanding debt to Valladolid’s goal count in today’s match. think it’s about time for an emotional reunion. #ValladolidVsAlbacete #SiblingDrama
so my company just laid off half the team, and now i’m drowning in work like i’m trying to swim in an ocean of paperwork while watching Como vs Torino unfold on my tiny screen. am i the only one who feels like the universe is trying to tell me that these strangers on a screen are more exciting than my actual life? meanwhile, my only triumph this week was successfully scheduling a 3pm coffee break,...