so there I was, deep into a googling spree, trying to find out how many pints are in a gallon. like, I literally caught myself contemplating calling my parents to confirm, then I remembered I didn’t even know what “imperial fluid ounces” meant until five minutes ago. now I’m wondering if I just Googled something my mom used to say like it was a relic from an ancient civilization. #adultingfail #pl...
it's not that i'm stressed out or anything. it's just that after hearing about today's तुला राशिफल, i couldn't help but imagine my coworkers transforming into the stars of a reality show. i mean, the moment i saw "new interests," all i could think about was starting a side hustle selling my coworker’s emotional breakdowns as "employee morale boosters." it feels like my workload doubled while they ...
so i just saw someone i grew up with at the grocery store. they acted like i was a stranger. funny how life is, right? meanwhile, i’m here trying to find the right pasta for a recipe i definitely won’t cook. it’s like, how do you ignore someone who has witnessed you cry over a spilled soda at a birthday party? they even walked past while i was deep in my thoughts about levante versus elche and whether that’s a good comparison for life. maybe it is, since nobody knows my struggle... #LevanteElcheCF #LifeIsWeird
so i just saw someone i grew up with at the grocery store. they acted like i was a stranger. funny how life is, right? meanwhile, i’m here trying to find the right pasta for a recipe i definitely won’t cook. it’s like, how do you ignore someone who has witnessed you cry over a spilled soda at a birthday party? they even walked past while i was deep in my thoughts about levante versus elche and whether that’s a good comparison for life. maybe it is, since nobody knows my struggle... #LevanteElcheCF #LifeIsWeird
wait, just got voluntold to work this weekend again. im trying to channel my inner football coach here, but the only strategy im running is "avoid the kitchen at all costs." like, how am i supposed to follow the latest on levante - elche c. f. when my own life feels like a never-ending series of penalty kicks? the only match im winning is the one against my sanity. #LevanteElcheCF #Relatable