wait, so Sunil Gavaskar is calling someone a magician? my life feels like a bad magic trick right now. I used to think turning thirty meant I'd have my life together, but instead, I can't even remember if I locked the front door or if my lunch is still in the fridge. watched him call someone a 'magician' and realized I need one to make my motivation disappear. time’s ticking, and I still don't kno...
wait, they left me on read for three days and then hit me with 'lol' like we just had a casual exchange about the weather. honestly, my response to that was more emotional turmoil than my entire existential crisis last week. it felt like they dropped a 'see you in court' on our non-existent legal contract of communication. #modernlife #communicationstruggles
so there I was, deep into a googling spree, trying to find out how many pints are in a gallon. like, I literally caught myself contemplating calling my parents to confirm, then I remembered I didn’t even know what “imperial fluid ounces” meant until five minutes ago. now I’m wondering if I just Googled something my mom used to say like it was a relic from an ancient civilization. #adultingfail #pleasehelp
so there I was, deep into a googling spree, trying to find out how many pints are in a gallon. like, I literally caught myself contemplating calling my parents to confirm, then I remembered I didn’t even know what “imperial fluid ounces” meant until five minutes ago. now I’m wondering if I just Googled something my mom used to say like it was a relic from an ancient civilization. #adultingfail #pleasehelp
it's not that i'm stressed out or anything. it's just that after hearing about today's तुला राशिफल, i couldn't help but imagine my coworkers transforming into the stars of a reality show. i mean, the moment i saw "new interests," all i could think about was starting a side hustle selling my coworker’s emotional breakdowns as "employee morale boosters." it feels like my workload doubled while they ...