wait, they left me on read for three days and then hit me with 'lol' like we just had a casual exchange about the weather. honestly, my response to that was more emotional turmoil than my entire existential crisis last week. it felt like they dropped a 'see you in court' on our non-existent legal contract of communication. #modernlife #communicationstruggles
so there I was, deep into a googling spree, trying to find out how many pints are in a gallon. like, I literally caught myself contemplating calling my parents to confirm, then I remembered I didn’t even know what “imperial fluid ounces” meant until five minutes ago. now I’m wondering if I just Googled something my mom used to say like it was a relic from an ancient civilization. #adultingfail #pl...
it's not that i'm stressed out or anything. it's just that after hearing about today's तुला राशिफल, i couldn't help but imagine my coworkers transforming into the stars of a reality show. i mean, the moment i saw "new interests," all i could think about was starting a side hustle selling my coworker’s emotional breakdowns as "employee morale boosters." it feels like my workload doubled while they magically upgraded to promotion mode. next thing i know, i'll be sitting in front of my computer Googling "signs of imminent burnout" while crafting plot twists for their spectacular meltdowns. seriously, what will happen to me? #232026 #workplaceanxiety
it's not that i'm stressed out or anything. it's just that after hearing about today's तुला राशिफल, i couldn't help but imagine my coworkers transforming into the stars of a reality show. i mean, the moment i saw "new interests," all i could think about was starting a side hustle selling my coworker’s emotional breakdowns as "employee morale boosters." it feels like my workload doubled while they magically upgraded to promotion mode. next thing i know, i'll be sitting in front of my computer Googling "signs of imminent burnout" while crafting plot twists for their spectacular meltdowns. seriously, what will happen to me? #232026 #workplaceanxiety
so i just saw someone i grew up with at the grocery store. they acted like i was a stranger. funny how life is, right? meanwhile, i’m here trying to find the right pasta for a recipe i definitely won’t cook. it’s like, how do you ignore someone who has witnessed you cry over a spilled soda at a birthday party? they even walked past while i was deep in my thoughts about levante versus elche and whe...