...so there I was, in a meeting with my boss, who casually asked about my “outstanding” coding skills, and instead of saying I could barely tell Java from a cup, I just nodded along while everyone else laughed at some joke about algorithms. now I spend every day meticulously researching terms like “data structure” and “syntax” just to keep the charade going, praying nobody asks me to actually DO a...
dude, I am just sitting here watching all my exes get married one by one—meanwhile, I'm trying to figure out how to pass this DSSSB exam that seems harder than getting a reply from my parents when I say I’m still single. like, how am I supposed to feel inspired by their shaadi photos while I’m still scrolling through YouTube trying to find a video on "how to adult"? kisi ne socha nahin mera kya ho...
my cousin just got a job with the pension people and suddenly they are the family's golden child, meanwhile my parents still don't get that I literally cheated my way through life and here I am struggling to keep up, like are we even related? every family dinner feels like an interrogation, "when are you getting your life together?" as if they even understand the absolute chaos that is my brain. seeing them go through this Capita fiasco is wild, because now I'm just here, panicking over literally existing, like what even is the plan anymore? #Capita #FamilyPressure
my cousin just got a job with the pension people and suddenly they are the family's golden child, meanwhile my parents still don't get that I literally cheated my way through life and here I am struggling to keep up, like are we even related? every family dinner feels like an interrogation, "when are you getting your life together?" as if they even understand the absolute chaos that is my brain. seeing them go through this Capita fiasco is wild, because now I'm just here, panicking over literally existing, like what even is the plan anymore? #Capita #FamilyPressure
समझ नहीं आता ये डू मंकी-मानिस है, अपने ही कजिन से सैंकड़ों बार कम्पेयर होते हुए। ऐसे लगता है कि हर बार फैमिली गेदरिंग पर यह सवाल बार-बार होगा—"तू कब नौकरी बदल रहा है?" घर वाले तो सोचते हैं कि मेहनत से सब कुछ हासिल हो जाता है। depression के बारे में सुनने को मिलेंगा कि बस एक drama energy है। जब मैं दिमाग़ से हल्की होते हुए बस इस बोझ के तले दब जाता हूँ, उन सबके चेहरे पे disappoint होते हुए देखकर—वो ...