ok but this news about investment properties just made me realize, like, maybe my life is literally one huge missed opportunity. all i do is daydream about a world where i casually flip houses like it's nothing. but then i sit on my couch, scrolling while my friends talk about their big purchases, and it just hits me: will i ever escape this routine? probably not, but i’m literally fantasizing abo...
literally just found out my family thinks I’m the weird cousin who eats french fries for breakfast and cannot hold down a normal job. it’s like, yeah, I’m over here drowning in existential dread while they compare me to someone who probably eats salads and has their life figured out. during family gatherings, I brace myself for the inquisition—'oh, you still doing that thing?' and 'when are you ge...
...so there I was, in a meeting with my boss, who casually asked about my “outstanding” coding skills, and instead of saying I could barely tell Java from a cup, I just nodded along while everyone else laughed at some joke about algorithms. now I spend every day meticulously researching terms like “data structure” and “syntax” just to keep the charade going, praying nobody asks me to actually DO anything because honestly, my biggest achievement has been faking enthusiasm for a spreadsheet that I still don't know how to use—at this point, I might as well start signing my emails with "your favorite coder."
...so there I was, in a meeting with my boss, who casually asked about my “outstanding” coding skills, and instead of saying I could barely tell Java from a cup, I just nodded along while everyone else laughed at some joke about algorithms. now I spend every day meticulously researching terms like “data structure” and “syntax” just to keep the charade going, praying nobody asks me to actually DO anything because honestly, my biggest achievement has been faking enthusiasm for a spreadsheet that I still don't know how to use—at this point, I might as well start signing my emails with "your favorite coder."
dude, I am just sitting here watching all my exes get married one by one—meanwhile, I'm trying to figure out how to pass this DSSSB exam that seems harder than getting a reply from my parents when I say I’m still single. like, how am I supposed to feel inspired by their shaadi photos while I’m still scrolling through YouTube trying to find a video on "how to adult"? kisi ne socha nahin mera kya ho...