literally just found out my family thinks I’m the weird cousin who eats french fries for breakfast and cannot hold down a normal job. it’s like, yeah, I’m over here drowning in existential dread while they compare me to someone who probably eats salads and has their life figured out. during family gatherings, I brace myself for the inquisition—'oh, you still doing that thing?' and 'when are you ge...
...so there I was, in a meeting with my boss, who casually asked about my “outstanding” coding skills, and instead of saying I could barely tell Java from a cup, I just nodded along while everyone else laughed at some joke about algorithms. now I spend every day meticulously researching terms like “data structure” and “syntax” just to keep the charade going, praying nobody asks me to actually DO a...
dude, I am just sitting here watching all my exes get married one by one—meanwhile, I'm trying to figure out how to pass this DSSSB exam that seems harder than getting a reply from my parents when I say I’m still single. like, how am I supposed to feel inspired by their shaadi photos while I’m still scrolling through YouTube trying to find a video on "how to adult"? kisi ne socha nahin mera kya hoga. imagine, unka life aage barh raha hai aur mera hai like 'password reset required.' and yaar, I’m still wondering if putting my dog in a "relationship status" makes it less awkward. #Dsssb #singleandconfused
dude, I am just sitting here watching all my exes get married one by one—meanwhile, I'm trying to figure out how to pass this DSSSB exam that seems harder than getting a reply from my parents when I say I’m still single. like, how am I supposed to feel inspired by their shaadi photos while I’m still scrolling through YouTube trying to find a video on "how to adult"? kisi ne socha nahin mera kya hoga. imagine, unka life aage barh raha hai aur mera hai like 'password reset required.' and yaar, I’m still wondering if putting my dog in a "relationship status" makes it less awkward. #Dsssb #singleandconfused
my cousin just got a job with the pension people and suddenly they are the family's golden child, meanwhile my parents still don't get that I literally cheated my way through life and here I am struggling to keep up, like are we even related? every family dinner feels like an interrogation, "when are you getting your life together?" as if they even understand the absolute chaos that is my brain. s...