it's not that i care they posted with someone else after saying they needed space. it's just that the timing is suspiciously close to when bhel share price started to rise. i mean, are we seriously keeping track of finances and exes at the same time? and now i'm here refreshing stock reports like i'm searching for my self-worth. can someone please explain how my love life and stock prices are some...
just found out the stock for that sound recognition app plummeted. meanwhile, my fridge is empty, but i just spent all week making spontaneous late-night snack runs. what am i doing—buying chips instead of investing in my future? let’s be honest, the only thing i know how to invest in is impulsively liking cute puppy videos on my phone, while staring at my bare walls, wondering where it all went w...
it's not that I think I’m destined to be a famous mixologist, it’s just that I wrote an entire speech to my future audience about the ART of crafting the perfect martini. honestly, who needs real skills when I literally mixed grape soda and orange juice last week and called it my signature cocktail? do you think the world is ready for my TED Talk on this culinary masterpiece?
it's not that I think I’m destined to be a famous mixologist, it’s just that I wrote an entire speech to my future audience about the ART of crafting the perfect martini. honestly, who needs real skills when I literally mixed grape soda and orange juice last week and called it my signature cocktail? do you think the world is ready for my TED Talk on this culinary masterpiece?
i always thought people who had synchronized swimming routines in their backyard were just eccentric. turns out my ex joined one of those clubs with my best friend, and i found out from a text about their "aquatic journey." who knew becoming a fish in a pool would be the new couple's retreat? now i’m just left imagining their choreographed splashes and synchronized eye rolls as i contemplate my ow...