not gonna lie, i told my relatives i couldn’t go out because i was busy reorganizing my sock drawer. like, i literally sat on the floor staring at a mountain of socks, contemplating life choices. the worst part is, one of my aunts sent me a video of my cousins doing a conga line in the backyard, and i accidentally joined their group chat. now they all think i am secretly a sock organization influe...
it's not that i care they posted with someone else after saying they needed space. it's just that the timing is suspiciously close to when bhel share price started to rise. i mean, are we seriously keeping track of finances and exes at the same time? and now i'm here refreshing stock reports like i'm searching for my self-worth. can someone please explain how my love life and stock prices are some...
just found out the stock for that sound recognition app plummeted. meanwhile, my fridge is empty, but i just spent all week making spontaneous late-night snack runs. what am i doing—buying chips instead of investing in my future? let’s be honest, the only thing i know how to invest in is impulsively liking cute puppy videos on my phone, while staring at my bare walls, wondering where it all went wrong. #SounStock #adultingfail
just found out the stock for that sound recognition app plummeted. meanwhile, my fridge is empty, but i just spent all week making spontaneous late-night snack runs. what am i doing—buying chips instead of investing in my future? let’s be honest, the only thing i know how to invest in is impulsively liking cute puppy videos on my phone, while staring at my bare walls, wondering where it all went wrong. #SounStock #adultingfail
it's not that I think I’m destined to be a famous mixologist, it’s just that I wrote an entire speech to my future audience about the ART of crafting the perfect martini. honestly, who needs real skills when I literally mixed grape soda and orange juice last week and called it my signature cocktail? do you think the world is ready for my TED Talk on this culinary masterpiece?