yooo, so i saw this news about a guy adopting giraffes, and it hit me hard because the only thing i’m really committed to is recycling old flings, like they’re the plastic bottles i can’t part with. i know i should just let them go, but you know how it is, right? i triple text, but then pretend my phone was hacked, just like that one giraffe pretending it doesn't care about being a majestic creatu...
it’s 2am and i just found myself decluttering my sock drawer while silently critiquing my friend’s choice to buy a pet iguana when they can’t even keep a cactus alive. like, the cactus is thriving, okay? i thought maybe if i stopped helping them, they'd finally realize their patterns. but honestly, every time i picture them in a tug-of-war with an iguana over who owns the couch, i can’t help but l...
yooo, so I just fell for this person who literally said they don't do relationships. like, what was I expecting? they have the energy of Novak Djokovic when he’s just smashed a ball - super intense and totally unattainable. I'm there daydreaming about dinner dates, while they are out here treating love like a one-set match. bruh, now I'm stuck watching Djokovic's game and thinking my heart is about to get served an ace again… and not in the way I wanted. #NovakDjokovic #MixedSignals
yooo, so I just fell for this person who literally said they don't do relationships. like, what was I expecting? they have the energy of Novak Djokovic when he’s just smashed a ball - super intense and totally unattainable. I'm there daydreaming about dinner dates, while they are out here treating love like a one-set match. bruh, now I'm stuck watching Djokovic's game and thinking my heart is about to get served an ace again… and not in the way I wanted. #NovakDjokovic #MixedSignals
i used to mock people who bought lottery tickets. now, here i am, scanning the latest SK 38 results like my life depends on it. after losing my job, my dignity, and all faith in adulting, i’ve convinced myself that a ticket could change it all. every day feels like a guessing game of “do i buy food or dream big?” i just know that if i win, i’ll finally give my cat that yacht she keeps staring at i...