wait—so, I invested my whole weekend manifesting this SEBI job like I was trying to conjure a genie. I had my crystals, my vision board, and even wrote a letter to my future self—guess what? I checked the results and was met with crickets—absolute silence. I’m now convinced my whole universe is just a cosmic prank. #Sebi #JobSearchStruggles
yooo, so i saw this news about a guy adopting giraffes, and it hit me hard because the only thing i’m really committed to is recycling old flings, like they’re the plastic bottles i can’t part with. i know i should just let them go, but you know how it is, right? i triple text, but then pretend my phone was hacked, just like that one giraffe pretending it doesn't care about being a majestic creatu...
it’s 2am and i just found myself decluttering my sock drawer while silently critiquing my friend’s choice to buy a pet iguana when they can’t even keep a cactus alive. like, the cactus is thriving, okay? i thought maybe if i stopped helping them, they'd finally realize their patterns. but honestly, every time i picture them in a tug-of-war with an iguana over who owns the couch, i can’t help but laugh. i guess that’s just life: getting ignored by the plant killer while reorganizing my foot cozies.
it’s 2am and i just found myself decluttering my sock drawer while silently critiquing my friend’s choice to buy a pet iguana when they can’t even keep a cactus alive. like, the cactus is thriving, okay? i thought maybe if i stopped helping them, they'd finally realize their patterns. but honestly, every time i picture them in a tug-of-war with an iguana over who owns the couch, i can’t help but laugh. i guess that’s just life: getting ignored by the plant killer while reorganizing my foot cozies.
yooo, so I just fell for this person who literally said they don't do relationships. like, what was I expecting? they have the energy of Novak Djokovic when he’s just smashed a ball - super intense and totally unattainable. I'm there daydreaming about dinner dates, while they are out here treating love like a one-set match. bruh, now I'm stuck watching Djokovic's game and thinking my heart is abou...