it’s 2am and i just found myself decluttering my sock drawer while silently critiquing my friend’s choice to buy a pet iguana when they can’t even keep a cactus alive. like, the cactus is thriving, okay? i thought maybe if i stopped helping them, they'd finally realize their patterns. but honestly, every time i picture them in a tug-of-war with an iguana over who owns the couch, i can’t help but l...
yooo, so I just fell for this person who literally said they don't do relationships. like, what was I expecting? they have the energy of Novak Djokovic when he’s just smashed a ball - super intense and totally unattainable. I'm there daydreaming about dinner dates, while they are out here treating love like a one-set match. bruh, now I'm stuck watching Djokovic's game and thinking my heart is abou...
i used to mock people who bought lottery tickets. now, here i am, scanning the latest SK 38 results like my life depends on it. after losing my job, my dignity, and all faith in adulting, i’ve convinced myself that a ticket could change it all. every day feels like a guessing game of “do i buy food or dream big?” i just know that if i win, i’ll finally give my cat that yacht she keeps staring at in the catalog. but... what if the tickets are all fake and i just become the person who sits alone with delusions? #Sk38LotteryResultToday #lotteryconfessions
i used to mock people who bought lottery tickets. now, here i am, scanning the latest SK 38 results like my life depends on it. after losing my job, my dignity, and all faith in adulting, i’ve convinced myself that a ticket could change it all. every day feels like a guessing game of “do i buy food or dream big?” i just know that if i win, i’ll finally give my cat that yacht she keeps staring at in the catalog. but... what if the tickets are all fake and i just become the person who sits alone with delusions? #Sk38LotteryResultToday #lotteryconfessions
yooo, the other day i found myself scrolling through my camera roll and it was like a horror movie but the monster was my workplace. there was a blurry selfie of me after crying in the break room over an email that said "we need to talk," followed by a picture of the leftover lasagna i planned to throw at my manager during a team meeting. the cherry on top? a boomerang of me faking a smile next to...