bruh, I just realized I named my future pets after a person I spoke to for exactly five minutes, and now I'm over here planning an elaborate naming ceremony with more thought than I put into my last job interview, like how did this happen? lmao, now every time I say "come here, Princess Pickle," I have to picture their confused face as they wonder why they're attached to my odd decisions—yeah, gue...
it's three a.m. and i'm just realizing i haven’t heard a "how are you?" from anyone in weeks, so obviously i stopped checking in on them too—who wants to be the emotional support squirrel, right? i mean, the last time we spoke, they mentioned barbara corcoran’s death, and all i could think was how barbara probably got tired of her friends not asking her how she was doing either, you know? and now ...
like, I just got voluntold to work this weekend again, and I can't even remember the last time I saw a paycheck that didn’t go to rent. everyone keeps talking about this “fintech innovation” stuff like it's gonna fix my life, but I literally just want to figure out if my next meal is a dollar menu burger or just more instant ramen. meanwhile, my coworker casually mentioned she's investing in this new app and I’m sitting here, regretting all my choices, wondering if I could fund a new hobby to distract me from the sad truth that my plans for a chill weekend have vanished into thin air. #FintechInnovation #WorkLifeBalancingAct
like, I just got voluntold to work this weekend again, and I can't even remember the last time I saw a paycheck that didn’t go to rent. everyone keeps talking about this “fintech innovation” stuff like it's gonna fix my life, but I literally just want to figure out if my next meal is a dollar menu burger or just more instant ramen. meanwhile, my coworker casually mentioned she's investing in this new app and I’m sitting here, regretting all my choices, wondering if I could fund a new hobby to distract me from the sad truth that my plans for a chill weekend have vanished into thin air. #FintechInnovation #WorkLifeBalancingAct
i ghosted my barista who poured my coffee wrong one too many times. honestly, who knew there was a limit to how many soy lattes a person could accidentally turn into lumpy hot milk? now i just avoid that corner café, like it's an ex on a blind date… with my other barista who I absolutely DO talk to but we don’t really have… you know, boundaries.