not gonna lie, i just spent an hour crafting the perfect text to break up with my candle collection. it felt REAL, like emotional closure for the stinky vanilla one that never burned right. and when I hit send, I get a reply that just says ‘ok.’ like, excuse me, i was expecting tears and a heartfelt farewell, not a grocery list response! next time I’m gonna write it like i’m divorcing a relative, ...
ever notice how all the adults seem to be winging it? like, the other day I was in a store and overheard a man seriously asking the cashier how to put a toaster in the microwave. it hit me. if he doesn’t know how to toast bread, what chance do I have in this world? honestly, I’m just trying to figure out how to wear socks that match—do I ask Google or… like… just pretend I know what I’m doing? #ad...
wait, so my situationship introduces me to this person as "just a friend," and I realize that introducing them like that is basically like saying, “you’re the underdog in this romantic disaster,” like Houston facing off against TCU, all heart and no chance, and then I catch myself rehearsing my award speech for ‘Best Supporting Role in the Messiest Love Triangle,’ when honestly, I'm not even on the team—am I in the crowd throwing popcorn or is this all an elaborate play? #HoustonVsTcu #AwkwardNarratives
wait, so my situationship introduces me to this person as "just a friend," and I realize that introducing them like that is basically like saying, “you’re the underdog in this romantic disaster,” like Houston facing off against TCU, all heart and no chance, and then I catch myself rehearsing my award speech for ‘Best Supporting Role in the Messiest Love Triangle,’ when honestly, I'm not even on the team—am I in the crowd throwing popcorn or is this all an elaborate play? #HoustonVsTcu #AwkwardNarratives
so I saw that video of the vendor serving garam matcha chai in a kulhad, and I couldn't help but feel like my life is just like that chai... looks great on the outside but honestly, it’s a weird blend of things I don't even like. you ever wonder if people around you are actually sipping on the persona you've crafted, while the real you is just hiding under layers of frothy chaos, like, um, are the...