last night, I had to mentor someone on "strategic thinking." but all I could think was how I strategically spent half my rent money on a bulk order of snacks for my third failed attempt at gourmet cooking. I fumbled through advice like I was teaching a masterclass in bad decisions. like, maybe try thinking things through... and, uh, avoid twenty-dollar truffle oils. #MentorshipFail #StrategicSnack...
wait—so I’ve been telling everyone I’m a certified expert on vintage typewriters, right? I’ve never even typed on one, but I stumbled upon this amazing community at a yard sale and somehow got roped into leading their monthly meet-up. they trust my opinions so much that I’ve started Googling typewriter brands during the meetings, and now I’m seriously considering faking a carpal tunnel injury just...
so i publicly forgave my coworker for throwing me under the bus — and here i am with a black funeral outfit ready because i know our trust is dead but i have to pretend everything is fine at the office like it’s my first time seeing amy schumer bomb on stage. will it be awkward when she makes jokes about loyalty? should i laugh, or should i just change my job title to 'professional pushover'? #AmySchumer #workplacewonders
so i publicly forgave my coworker for throwing me under the bus — and here i am with a black funeral outfit ready because i know our trust is dead but i have to pretend everything is fine at the office like it’s my first time seeing amy schumer bomb on stage. will it be awkward when she makes jokes about loyalty? should i laugh, or should i just change my job title to 'professional pushover'? #AmySchumer #workplacewonders
just heard about jason williams’ jersey selling for a fortune and it hit me like a brick. back in high school, my buddies and i all threw away our senior project grades to try and replicate his passing skills during gym class. spoiler alert: none of us became pros, but i ended up fracturing my wrist and living in an ill-fitting cast while everyone else played basketball. so now i'm sitting here, w...